Staring at code all day long isn’t joy enough, oh no! How about another 8 hours of OOP-PHP bouncing around behind my eyelids, all confusing and tediously long.
I like SQL dreams much better. They’re like a powwow. Instead of ANSI characters scrolling passively by, queries and fetched rows get up, with their feathered and beaded finery, and ritual dance. Really.
But no. 8 hours of scrolling, stupid code, and then we barbecued the cats o.O;;